


We the people of Dhaka urgently need your help: two of our members recently disappeared from the streets and the rickshaws of Dhaka.
Linda, aka tall girl, was last seen on November 4th leaving Gulshan 2 sporting a beautiful moustache. Linda has graced my blog several times over the past few months and has recently joined the world of blondes! (for a view of the new style check out the link to her blog on my page). But low and behold a lovely 'older' picture of Linda during her first few months in the desh was recently uncovered. I present it to you for clarification incase she is swaning around Europe in disguise. Last reported sighting, known whereabouts, was apparently somewhere in the Swedish countryside. They say she is claiming to be giving presentations on Bangladesh. Please find her and send her back, there is a serious lack of tall girls sporting moustaches in Dhaka.
Charlene Wang, aka favourite Chinese American, was last seen getting into a mini bus on the 17th of November. She had attached to her bag a moustache the very same as Ms. Linda - we think the moustaches might be trying to reunite! On her person Ms. Wang is carrying a very valuble book which contains many of the world's most secret receipes. With her Charlene took Dhaka's only beach, her infectious personality and big heart - we want them back. Last known whereabouts - a road trip in New Mexico carrying a stash of dorritos (all the new flavours it seems). Please find her and if only we could hope for her return to Dhaka, but alas her services are required elsewhere and the world waits for Charlene to conquer it. We miss you here too much.
4 comments:
oh shuphee! that was such a sweet and clever post. well due to my kidnapping training i know i should not post my exact whereabouts but it is pretty easy to find me--just look for some good food and i'm probably close by
i'm moved by this post! i don't even know what to say - and that hardly ever happens as you probably know...!!! today i was roaming the streets of lund thinking it might be difficult to leave sweden again. now i know it will not be hard - i miss you too much my favourite blond!
What about me? I am also blonde!! I don't think I can settle for being no 2. Miss you both like crazy, awaiting your return... xxx
hmm, good food... so that's why you left bangladesh, charlene? still doesnt explain why linda abandoned us for denmark though (see photo of offensive danish sign on her blog for details)..
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